Aliens Attack Inbred Town Over Abandoned Puppies

 

 

Vini flew the craft over inbred land Oklahoma

where there was an inbred subhuman who left a litter of newborn puppies in the dumpster like the trash she is and her mama and everyone famous who she's a fan of. 

Vini shot the bitch up with contact plasma direct energy weaponry to smite the health of her and everyone who likes her.

Then, Vini flew to the Lawton water supply and sprayed it with modified toxic energy that'd hurt the humans, but not the animals.

"There you go."

Giggles and nods from the crew. Vini flew the craft away from inbred town and the toxic subhuman energy of the place into the sky. 

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PETITION TARGET: Lawton Police Department

Eleven tiny, helpless puppies — about four weeks old — were discovered in a dumpster in Lawton, Oklahoma, according to local news. They had apparently been discarded — left to die amid the trash.

The fragile pups had a pressing need for sustenance and care. They were not yet old enough to eat solid food, so it was fortunate they were rescued when they were. However, these innocent babies should never have been left in the dumpster to begin with.

If these puppies hadn’t been saved, they could have easily been crushed, suffocated, or slowly starved to death.

No information has surfaced regarding the individual(s) responsible for dumping these puppies like trash. It is crucial that they are identified to prevent future harm to animals.

Sign this petition urging the Lawton Police Department to investigate thoroughly to find whoever is responsible for abandoning these puppies. 

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