Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Praying In Tongues Got Missionary Killed!

Tim Buck Two

The missionary had faith. He was certain that, if he just spoke, the
"Holy Spirit" would give him the proper utterance in the dialect of the
natives. He closed his eyes and opened his mouth to speak. He spoke
words that he didn't understand, but he knew the natives would
understand and they would know that he came to them to minister to
them and to teach them about "Jesus".

The dark figure was watching from an unseen vantage point.
"God" hadn't sent these missionaries here to these people. The "Holy
Spirit" wasn't here. The dark figure touched the missionary as he was
about to speak and caused the man to speak in the language of the
natives he addressed:
"Greetings! You should run fast into the hills, because we're
cruel cannibalistic people who come to you in the name of a babyraping
creator! We can not fulfill our lust, greed and hunger for all
that others have! We are monsters! We want to rape your wives,
molest your children and kill and eat you ALL! Run! Fast! From us!!"

The leader of the natives was taken aback by the statements of
the white man, to say the least. He ordered that the missionaries be
gathered up, killed and butchered for a feast.

The two women, wives
of two of the missionaries, would be taken as sex slaves to the
warriors of the village, their culture being ill inclined to waste
anything as rare to the area as white ass.
The women would be used by the elders, first.
Then, they would work their way down to the
lowest rankers, being the centerpieces for multiple, all night gang
orgies involving double and triple penetration. None of them would
ever see civilization again, not as the people they were in this
instance.

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