Satan tried to use Instagram today. He saw that they’re beggars who insist that you download Apps to post to the site. He saw from the Help menu that Instagram knows that they’re fucking with people by causing problems with this unnecessary step. So Satan decided to enact curse batches upon them and all who make money on Instagram while he’s cock-blocked for refusing to be a zombie.
This first email is called “due process”. Satan always kicks in the front door after warning that he was gonna do it.
Wouldn’t wanna be an Instagram employee right about now, yo, nor any of their family members.
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