It wasn’t easy being cheesy, so Cheetos just gave-up on quality and having a cool cartoon, slogan and mascot. They, instead, opt to insult our collective intelligence and creep us all out with that ugly demonic puppet that teaches kids to waste expensive snacks. They thought they’d appeal to kids and make more sales, but the jokes on them: We buy kids anything but Cheetos now and tell them that they’re to “eat, not play with like those yucky Cheetos”…Then we don’t have the mess and associated pests problems. The puppet being so creepy helps.
Is Cheetos gonna pay our pest control bills? No. So they need to stop teaching kids to throw their whack waste product around the house with their retarded ads.
Remember when Cheetos tasted good because they were for eating? Remember the cool slogan and the awesome cartoon mascot? Who turned them all onto crack at their headquarters? It’s obvious that something bad happened at that company…Inside corporate sabotage, for real.
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