McDonald’s, now we’re hatin’ it! Someone should tell the singally challenged kid who keeps asking about “love” in the latest McDonald’s commercial that if he’d just “throw” (as in “remove”) one side of the headphones he’s wearing, he’d be able to sing in key and not need to resort to autotune. Everyone who’s anyone knows that you can’t sing in key with both headphones on and if they don’t know that then they have no business in music or a recording studio…See what happens when you cock-block all real talent (like Motuphi) from your mainstream? You become a joke of an industry where your “professionals” don’t know that they’re supposed to remove one side of the headphones when recording vocals to hear their own pitch…That’s one of the first things Motuphi used to teach his vocal students that he passed down from working with REAL musicians and singers who’d never need to resort to a gimmicky little toy like autotune to right a wrong note…
McDonald’s, you couldn’t afford to shoot more than one commercial for a month’s worth of ad campaigns? REALLY?!?! Now we’re avoiding your establishments like the plague as a statement: aggravate the fuck out of people with the same ad over and over and go the way of the fools who hire online ad companies to fuck with our videos and webpages with ads that slow down our browsing or make us wait for our content (which causes us to NOT buy the products for awhile in “retaliation”).
Well, there’s the “autotune” curse to contend with, for the kid: did anyone bother to warn him, or did the pedophile record execs who signed him just carelessly latch him onto negative karma for a chance at his young berries without any thought for his welfare? Okay, that lack of concern for his welfare has its own curse to reward those execs for that shit. Just like there’s a curse out there for anyone who gets signed to a record deal who needs to use autotune (until Motuphi is signed to more lucrative deals). This autotune curse also effects all who empowered the singally challenged (autotune employing) singer, like the label execs, producers, the fans, and all of their collective families, economies, lives and health on Earth (while here); as well as time loops of judgement and eternal execution, after this Earth Age (once they die). This curse goes out in retaliation for cock-blocking REAL singers like Motuphi with American mainstream “sleeper cell” creating zombie-slave-clones who’re too infantile to understand that they should NOT be famous if they’re not talented and have no good reason for desiring fame; ergo: “empty” fame (which is becoming famous just to fulfill selfish desires, like what American celebs have) has a mega level curse attached to it in retaliation for cock-blocking Motuphi (and his philanthropic efforts) with untalented, subhuman bugs disguised as music artists and rappers.
McDonald’s, we know that you don’t know any better. You’re as infantile and subhuman as the Black-faced-Caucasianistic, subhuman, self-entitled niggers who formed those street gangs (on the coasts back in the 1960s) that rose into power and took over the American airwaves, music industry, mainstream media and sports with violence and ghetto-ism, and even infiltrated your White House…yep, you’ve become “bugs”, just like the Americans you cater to.
Hey, we get it: You can’t find quality help in this generation, just curse-magnetized, eternally executed freaks who mishandle your customers’ food. So, it’s a “conscience” thing to try to attract more of that fucked-up mentality-havin’ demographic as your clientele. Then, when your American-mainstream created “sleeper cell” employees poison your clients they’ll just be poisoning themselves (each other, more bugs just like them)…Good idea. You can’t make food for decent people with that crowd for employees, so just let them poison each other and to hell with the concept of quality and pride in your craft and product and a level of service that the tweeting, twerking, video-gaming, video-capturing-instead-of-intervening chemical toilets refuse to provide no matter how much you’re willing to pay them because they have no concept of what being “adults” is really all about (so they think all those safe fast-food sandwiches they enjoyed as kids all those years were provided by “burger fairies” and not just a superior generation to what they are). Your commercials are successfully driving away all of the decent older people who built your great company, so they’ll be protected from the American mainstream created “sleeper cells” you’re left with for staff.
What abOUT “love”? No love in giving-in to “them” like that, McDonald’s…You’re supposed to “fight” (as in fight back)…
Recording vocals 101, for those in America:
When recording vocals in the studio, remove one side of the headphones and “listen” to your voice as you’re singing.
Autotune is for pussies and eternally executed curse magnets. If you can’t sing then don’t (as a profession, the world needs more of everything ELSE and a few million less wannabe rappers and singers).
Compliments of an online student of a REAL talented musician who’s being cock-blocked by all of the untalented, singally challenged, autotune using, curse magnetized “empty” fame seekers the subhuman American mainstream keeps empowering as if to heap more coals upon their own heads (coals made of curses).
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